Treadmill

By | July 29, 2008

Here’s my latest collection of random things:

Video: Italian police motorbike riders in the 50s.

We had about 33 in our living room in Israel, but these guys fit 15 in a Smart car.

The wonderful Irfanview has an update out, and it took me less than 3 seconds to find an improved feature that I will benefit from frequently. (F7 & F8 improved)

I learned tonight how to make my kids love me even more.  When we first got a treadmill many months ago, I apparently told them that they would only walk on it once in their lives.  Tonight I forgot that I told them that and it was part of our evening entertainment while Mom was at Bible study.

Micah shares a video of a man who really loves his son.

I like this picture.

i ken right a sntecen; givv me pHd

By | July 27, 2008

Just how high are the standards for doctoral dissertations?   A friend sent me the thesis statement for one recently written and approved at a large Southern Baptist seminary in Louisville.

“The thesis of this dissertation is that the city gate of Iron Age II was used for multifunctional one.”

I don’t know whether to laugh, shake my head, or cry.

And here’s a sentence from the conclusion:

“The Iron Age II city gate and its area are the physical locations for the society (or the institution) that fostered multifaceted civic functional emphasis.”

[In case you think that you don’t understand that sentence because you’re not smart enough, let me clear it up: the sentence makes no sense.]

Somebody should be whipped and fired (namely all of the advisers).   Did they read the dissertation?   Do they care?   Sometimes I think doctoral work and standards (at least in my program) are too much out of reach of mere mortals, but passing this kind of garbage is not an appropriate corrective.   When the kid is in 5th grade, you hold your nose and pass him on to 6th grade.   When he is in a doctoral program, you kick him out.   Does Al Mohler know this is what his seminary is producing?

Update: See my follow-up post.

Does God Ride the Subway?

By | July 26, 2008

I was preparing for teaching tomorrow (on 1 Samuel 9) and I read a story in Arnold’s commentary that I liked.  I found the story on the internet, so I can share it easily.  Arnold notes that it originally comes from a 1949 issue of Reader’s Digest.

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Marcel Sternberger was a methodical man of nearly 50, with bushy white hair, guileless brown eyes, and the bouncing enthusiasm of a czardas dancer of his native Hungary. He always took the 9:09 Long Island Railroad train from his suburban home to Woodside, N.Y., where he caught a subway into the city.

On the morning of January 10, 1948, Sternberger boarded the 9:09 as usual. En route, he suddenly decided to visit Laszlo Victor, a Hungarian friend who lived in Brooklyn and was ill.

Accordingly, at Ozone Park, Sternberger changed to the subway for Brooklyn, went to his friend’s house, and stayed until midafternoon. He then boarded a Manhattan-bound subway for his Fifth Avenue office. Here is Marcel’s incredible story:

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The car was crowded, and there seemed to be no chance of a seat. But just as I entered, a man sitting by the door suddenly jumped up to leave, and I slipped into the empty place. I’ve been living in New York long enough not to start conversations with strangers. But being a photographer, I have the peculiar habit of analyzing people’s faces, and I was struck by the features of the passenger on my left. He was probably in his late 30s, and when he glanced up, his eyes seemed to have a hurt expression in them. He was reading a Hungarian-language newspaper, and something prompted me to say in Hungarian, “I hope you don’t mind if I glance at your paper.”

The man seemed surprised to be addressed in his native language. But he answered politely, “You may read it now. I ‘ll have time later on.”

During the half-hour ride to town, we had quite a conversation. He said his name was Bela Paskin. A law student when World War II started, he had been put into a German labor battalion and sent to the Ukraine. Later he was captured by the Russians and put to work burying the German dead. After the war, he covered hundreds of miles on foot until he reached his home in Debrecen, a large city in eastern Hungary.

The rest of the story is here.  Be sure to read the last paragraph (they are the actual words from RD).

Music I Like

By | July 24, 2008

So I really have too much to do, but Amazon sent (a few months ago) this thing where you can make your own widget with songs you like.  They claimed it was easy and so I thought I’d take a ten-minute break this afternoon and see just how easy.  It was much easier than what I expected (or pretty much anything I’ve ever tried online).  I did it and now I’m done.  You can see what I like.  And get them in mp3 format should you know what that is.

Plano, Israel, and Iraq

By | July 16, 2008

The free download of the month at ChristianAudio.com is Brother Lawrence, Practicing the Presence of God.

You don’t realize how many journalists you like until they die.  I liked Tim Russert and I liked Tony Snow.  I don’t think there’s anyone else I really like.

A month ago my dad helped me connect an antenna to our TV.  Last night I watched a (fuzzy) hour of the All-Star game with my kids.  Actually, most of it was the pre-game show.  In any case, I was a bit chagrined to be watching it with them.  The baseball was fine, but the commercials, yikes.  My boys like to ask me about words they don’t know yet, and some of the ones they use, I’m not ready to explain (link for the ultra-curious out there; see side effects; I’ll stop doing this when my boys find out where my blog is).

There’s a column in the JPost about the destruction of Iraq’s nuclear facilities in light of the possible Israeli strike on Iran.  Interesting reading.

In some ways, Plano is like Israel.  Fortunately, they’re not yet doing full body searches when you enter a store or restaurant.

On the other hand, Plano was just ranked #1 place to build personal wealth by Salary.com.  That would mean more to me if I had a job.  Apparently Forbes.com recently ranked our county as the 14th best place in the country to raise a family.  I don’t think I would disagree, knowing what I do.

7-13

By | July 14, 2008

One year ago yesterday we moved to the States.  In some ways I feel like we’ve come a long way since then, and in other ways I wonder how I wasted so much time.

On the positive side:

  • We landed with a few suitcases and now have wheels, a place to live, and a church we’re getting to know.
  • The boys were reading (English) slowly and mostly because they were pushed; this weekend they both won prizes in the church reading contest (they really did well).
  • We have enjoyed having many family members and friends spend time with us.
  • Kelli has been a part of several great women’s Bible studies.
  • More publishers have shown an interest in licensing my photos.
  • The boys are nearly swimmers.
  • Mark has had the opportunity to show everyone that he  is really good at soccer.
  • Luke may have a remarkable medical opportunity that would not have been possible elsewhere.
  • I had only two masters degrees and now I have three.
  • Our family has spent much more time together than in previous years.
  • I have really benefited from opportunities to study more carefully Matthew, Genesis and 1 Samuel.
  • The kids are now going to Vacation Bible School.  In all the years, they’ve never had the chance for any such thing.

On the negative side:

  • Kelli could walk, but now cannot (though she started putting a little weight on the ankle today).
  • I have completed a mere 6 (of 32) units for the PhD program.
  • Parts of the Bible that I thought I knew before I feel are more difficult for me to understand now.
  • I have made very little progress on completing some photographic projects.
  • We have learned that there is a downside to renting.
  • I don’t think I have developed one relationship to the extent that I would usually develop 20+ each semester.
  • Many things cost less here, but the things that cost more make up for everything else (like electricity).
  • Some existing friendships have not developed like I had hoped.  I think part of this is simply owing to the great distances between places in the metroplex.
  • Most of the piles that I didn’t have time to organize before we moved are still…piles.
  • I don’t think anyone would call me a better husband, father, son, or servant.
  • I have nothing to blog about, but I blog anyway.

Check-ups like this are good times to remember that our confidence is in God and not in ourselves.  He is faithful and he will accomplish all that he has promised.

Update (7/15): One more thing to add to the “positive” list above: I just learned that I passed the French test.

7-11

By | July 11, 2008

Today is July 11, which means that it’s “free slurpee” day at 7-11.

DALLAS, (July 2, 2008) – It’s that time of year when the sun is hot and the Slurpee ® drinks are free-zing – emphasis on the FREE part. July 11, aka 7/11, is the day that 7-Eleven, Inc., the world’s premier convenience retailer, celebrates its birthday and says “thank you” to its customers with free Slurpee drinks at participating stores. This year’s 7-Eleven ® Day marks the company’s 81st birthday. Customers can pour their favorite Slurpee flavor in colorful, 7.11-ounce “Birthday” cups throughout the day, while cup supplies last.

So if the temperature is going to hit 100 today, you might get your kids over there before jumping in the pool. Bring money for yourself, unless you think that 7.11 ounces will slake your thirst.

Guns and Money

By | July 10, 2008

I was talking today on the phone to a friend in California and he was telling me about a new law so that you can’t hold a cellphone while driving.  He asked if Texas had this law.  Actually, we do not. In Texas it is legal to drive with a cellphone in one hand and a gun in the other!

The LA Times has a story on why you should not give your money to National Right to Life Committee or the Heritage Foundation (among others).  If you give money to any organizations that use fundraising companies, you might want to give this story and database a look.

These rabbis are pretty smart.  They finally figured out that smoking is dangerous and are forbidding it.

Has my life been a waste?  Yes, according to George Adam Smith.  I did have a chance to go once and figured I’d go next time.  Next time has never come.

Of the two hills beside Shechem, Gerizim is the more famous historically, but Ebal is higher, and has further prospect. The view from Ebal virtually covers the whole land, with the exception of the Negeb. All the four long zone, two of the four frontiers, specimens of all the physical features, and most of the famous scenes of the history, are in sight. No geography of Palestine can afford to dispense with the view from the top of Ebal (Smith, Historical Geography of the Holy Land, 120).

Tailgate Party

By | July 3, 2008

I’ve figured out how to retire young (or feed Africa for a year).  Just write one song.  It could be worth more than $500 millon.

When I started watching this video, I first thought that I had seen it before.  Then I thought that it was going to be lame.  I was wrong.  If you’re like me, you’ll laugh at loud at least once, even if you’re all by yourself.

For a long time, Obama ran a campaign against other Democratic candidates, distinguishing himself largely by grand rhetoric and positions more liberal than the rest.  Some of these ideas (like meeting with the U.S.’s enemies without preconditions and repealing NAFTA) made him look like a lunatic.  Now that Clinton has dropped out, Obama is reversing himself on some of these issues, and taking a more moderate stance, but suggesting that he is a liar (examples here and here; a black political scientist has more eloquently called him a “vacuous opportunist“).  In four months the people will have a chance to decide if this liar and lunatic should also be lord.  Let’s pray not.

What a day without news would be like.

Somebody please help this recent immigrant to Texas.  What is a “tailgate party”?  I can make a few guesses, but probably shouldn’t.  Is it ok to take my boys?  Are they supposed to be fun?

Popular Stories in the Bible

By | July 2, 2008

A poll by Ynetnews found the following were the most popular stories in the Bible.  It doesn’t say whether participants were allowed to choose stories from the whole (OT) Bible or not, but you can see that all are from the Pentateuch/Torah, 6 of them from Genesis.

1. Creation of the world (Genesis 1) – 21%

2. Joseph and his brothers (Genesis 36-50) – 20%

3. Exodus from Egypt (Exodus 14-16) – 13%

4. Binding of Isaac – (Genesis 22) – 10%

5. Giving of the Torah at Mount Sinai (Exodus 18-20) – 10%

6. Noah’s Ark and the Great Flood (Genesis 6-9) – 7%

7. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden (Genesis 2-3) – 7%

8. The 12 spies sent to explore Canaan (Numbers 13) – 6%

9. Tower of Babel (Genesis 11) – 4%

10. Sin of the Golden Calf (Exodus 32) – 2%

If you were limited to these 10, what would your favorite story be?  I have to say that my opinion would probably be different this year than last, given my new(er) appreciation for literary aspects.  It’s interesting too what important stories are omitted from this list.  There is nothing related to the Abrahamic covenant or Passover, both critical in salvation-history.