{"id":226,"date":"2006-01-29T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2006-01-29T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T01:03:00","slug":"a-few-things-i-learned-last-semester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/29\/a-few-things-i-learned-last-semester\/","title":{"rendered":"A Few Things I Learned Last Semester"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re already into the next semester, but I’m still catching up. They say that you never stop learning, and last semester was proof of that for me. Here are a few things that I learned:<\/p>\n

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  1. Don’t forget your swimsuit on the Negev trip.<\/li>\n
  2. Not everyone is as fanatical about tells as I am.<\/li>\n
  3. You can’t judge a person by his questions.<\/li>\n
  4. Everyone likes you if you extend the research paper deadline.<\/li>\n
  5. Soccer is fun, especially with a little Frenchman.<\/li>\n
  6. I apparently look like a turtle.<\/li>\n
  7. You can eat 2 Magnums and drink a Diet Coke a few times a day and not get fat.<\/li>\n
  8. If anyone ever asks you to drive in Naples, offer to cut off your right hand instead. If they ask you to find a parking space, cut off the other one.<\/li>\n
  9. A bad start to a relationship doesn’t mean a bad end<\/li>\n
  10. It’s not a good idea to wonder aloud what it would be like to be called “Todd the Magnificent.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    We’re already into the next semester, but I’m still catching up. They say that you never stop learning, and last semester was proof of that for me. Here are a few things that I learned: Don’t forget your swimsuit on the Negev trip. Not everyone is as fanatical about tells as I am. You can’t\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}