{"id":346,"date":"2006-08-30T18:32:24","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T15:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/2006\/08\/30\/welcome-back\/"},"modified":"2006-08-30T18:32:24","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T15:32:24","slug":"welcome-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/30\/welcome-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I&#8217;d say a big &#8220;welcome back&#8221; to my readers who <em>only<\/em> read this blog when class is in session.  If you&#8217;re guilty, just go ahead&#8230;click that red little X at the top right corner of this screen, vow never again to read blogs or to IM during class and instead make use of that $38 you&#8217;re paying <em>for each class hour<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye!  :-)<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">For the other two readers of this blog, I&#8217;ve been camping and don&#8217;t have time to do a real post today.  Sorry.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I&#8217;d say a big &#8220;welcome back&#8221; to my readers who only read this blog when class is in session. If you&#8217;re guilty, just go ahead&#8230;click that red little X at the top right corner of this screen, vow never again to read blogs or to IM during class and instead make use\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/30\/welcome-back\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}