{"id":471,"date":"2007-01-30T12:11:51","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T10:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/2007\/01\/30\/youre-ugly\/"},"modified":"2007-01-30T12:11:51","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T10:11:51","slug":"youre-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/youre-ugly\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#039;re Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;So how many emails do <em>you<\/em> get with a subject line &#8220;I went on a date.&#8221;&nbsp; And in the message they tell you that the date looked amazingly similar to you, and that that was the first and the <em>last<\/em> date with that person.<\/p>\n<p>I must be special.&nbsp; Just not in the way my Mom told me.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/WindowsLiveWriter\/YoureUgly_AB59\/Rabbi's%20Room%20for%20Guidance%20and%20Counseling,%20tb082305463%5B3%5D.jpg\" atomicselection=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/WindowsLiveWriter\/YoureUgly_AB59\/Rabbi's%20Room%20for%20Guidance%20and%20Counseling,%20tb082305463_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg\" width=\"400\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;So how many emails do you get with a subject line &#8220;I went on a date.&#8221;&nbsp; And in the message they tell you that the date looked amazingly similar to you, and that that was the first and the last date with that person. I must be special.&nbsp; Just not in the way my Mom\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/youre-ugly\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddbolen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}